Sandy and Her “Formative Years”

formative yearsWho am I?  I am a middle child of three.  I grew up in a middle-class family, and have lived in the same town all my life.  

What I have been told, and what I remember is that I was a rather curious, spunky, and mischievous child.  I don’t remember ever being bored with life during my very young years. I was always out there looking for fun and excitement much to my parent’s dismay.

One of my first memories was when I was about four or five, we lived in the upstairs of an apartment house close to downtown.  My mom had to go to the basement to do laundry.  The other tenant’s son who lived downstairs from us had rabbits which he kept in the basement.  Well, you got it, they stunk.  My mom would complain to me because I was usually with her as not to get into trouble, and she would complain that she didn’t appreciate those rabbits being down there.  So, being the cooperative child that I was, when no one was around I went down to the basement and let them all out.  I don’t remember how many there were, but it seemed to be excessive.  I must have had a reputation because while sitting on the steps out front of the house with one of my friends, the owner of the rabbits, sought me out and scared the crap out of me.  For some reason, he just knew that I had to be responsible for this.  Imagine that.
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A Summary of ‘Chelle


Watching my hero with her hamster

Of all the Sidetracked Sisters, I’d consider myself to be the most logical or systematic one…  That being said – I’ll start from the beginning and briefly tell my story.  Additional details will come later.  I’m the youngest of 2 daughters to Art & Sandy.  For as long as I can remember, my older sister (Lisa) was my hero.  I followed in her footsteps in everything (almost).  She played flute, so did I.  She was a cheerleader, so was I.  She learned Spanish, so did I.  She went to college in Eau Claire, so did I.  You get the idea.   Continue reading

Lisa Hoffman, an Introduction

I am an onion. Well, you know, not a REAL onion, I’m just talking metaphorically here.

As I age, each year wraps around and over the previous. Year by year memories are formed and covered with new layers.

I know, this whole onion person metaphor is kind of weird, but I really like onions, so work with me here…

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Once Upon a Time…

once upon a timeOnce upon a time in a small city in Mid-Central Wisconsin, there lived a family with three daughters.  The youngest daughter was born prematurely and weighed only three pounds.  When she came home from the hospital two months later, her two sisters asked if they had to keep her? They were so hoping for a brother. 

Over the years, their wish was kind of granted.  Their little sister was quite a Tomboy. She played cowboys and Indians with the neighborhood kids and was happiest when she was playing basketball or football with her classmates. Continue reading

Who is ‘Chelle?

Who is ‘Chelle?

First and most important, I’m a mom to 3 adult kids.  I love them dearly even when they are driving me crazy.  Second, I’m a computer engineer.   I’ve worked in the computer industry for the past 25 years doing everything from building/repairing computers and training to setting up networks.   Some say I’m obsessed with computers and I have to admit, that statement is true. 


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Who is Lisa?

I’m Lisa.

When I was a child I wanted to be an artist.  When I was a teenager, I would cry myself to sleep because I didn’t know what I wanted to be.  In college, personality tests said…TEACHER!  Ok, that stuck. So, now I am currently a RETIRED teacher, wife, mom, and closet artist.

I live in my hometown and stay sane through gardening.  Although weeds were winning the battle when I was teaching, I have gotten a second wind and am making a solid comeback!   I love to read books that give me something to talk or think about.  I dream of projects that I want to do.  My house is in a relative state of chaos battling with occasional periods of calm and organization. Continue reading

Who is Judy?

They call me “Judy the Mouth”. 

I hate it and I own it.  My greatest strength is often my greatest weakness and my mouth often gets me in trouble.

I’m a Banker, a Wife, and gratefully a Mom.  My motherhood came later in life so our son Matt is 20 years younger than my sister’s two girls.  I had relationship challenges early on and happily have been married to my soul mate for the past 28 years.



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