Picture this.  I’m 5 years old and it’s Mother’s Day.  We are all getting ready to go out to eat and I’m ready before everyone else.  I’m bored and asked Mom if I could go outside.  She told me that was fine as long as I didn’t get dirty.  Apparently, I took that message to heart, because I was found just sitting at the side of the road in my little lawnchair.  Lisa called mom and said “You have got to check this out!”  In my defense, I was just doing what I was told.